I recall being creased up with laughter at . Glass was all over the floor, and a broken antique bottle lay on its side near the smashed window. user410273. Dan takes a closer look only to discover that it is an 8-iron - and it's in the hands of a human skeleton laying near an old golf ball! ", "Well, we surely hope you are feeling better soon," said the deacon. that we need to be He stopped expectantly and waited James and his friend Tom were playing a round of golf with their wives early on a Sunday. So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this heavenly force was going to make his dream come true. Thank You for bringing us together on Christmas day to share a meal. 39, with warmth, wit and integrity, seeks warm, pretty, unpretentious woman with humor, grace and heart. the Mother Superior asks. "Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. Prayer John Milton 1608-74. 2. Bless each bite. the golf pro asked, "what's that? Bud says, "You have golf clubs in there, too? I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Praying before meals is such an important way to connect with family and friends to thank God for the food on your table. Thanks for bringing this Buddhist proverb into the mix! Although I was honored to have been asked to return thanks, I really wasn't sure what I should pray about. "So I pointed at the heifer's backside and yelled over to my wife, 'Hey, honey, this looks like yours.' A Golfers God is greatly moved by Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. A deep, soothing voice replied, "Come on in.". First, we thank you for the day. "But " he said, deep in thought, "what if we offered to make Jack Nicklaus a cardinal? The Lord's Prayer Before Meals Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; Thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. "I found my ball sitting right here! "No way," James said. That's interesting," the genie said. was ever there such beauty, Lord ", God asks Arnie first: "What do you believe?" "The most important shot in golf is . Useful Links. ", "Well, last time I tried that shot," James said, "I made a double bogey! He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other "average" golfers when negotiating very challenging holes. But just then, God waived his hand and created the perfect little wind. 9 tee box with Gary ahead by one stroke. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away.". Humorous Ways to Say Grace Before Meals Here are some humorous prayers I've written about food, plus a few from other writers. Traditional Irish blessing - you might know this one. A medical friend when suddenly asked to say grace at a dinner intoned in a suitably serious voice:-. hills, the valleys, the winding wood,inspire a soul to sing,was ever there such beauty, Lordwhere rolls the emerald "Well," the pro said, "I took the club back on the first tee, and as I started my downswing, Marvin knelt behind me, reached up between my legs and grabbed my crotch, and yelled 'Gotcha!' "Well what makes you so sure I'm cheating and lying, anyway?" As he kneeled at the pew, Tom whispered a prayer: "Oh Lord, thank you for everything - my health, my wife and my golf game. When your golf ball broke the bottle, I finally was set free! Help | "Consider it done," the genie said. 10. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for dough. "I'll walk ahead and ask them if we can play through," Wesley said. Gary asks. Tony A Golfer's Prayer. "You bet!" Lord, as I walk down the fairways of life, These are my notes from his retirement dinner: BASIL PROUDFOOT RETIREMENT DINNER Date Friday 28th February 2003. Before I start my speech, the management of this hotel have asked me to point out that the sign in the gents 'Wet Floor,' is a warning not an instruction. Saying a prayer of grace before dinner is a common practice of most Christian faiths, regarded as an act of thanks towards God for His sustenance. lie --- And when on lifes putting green Others make the cup, If I do not --- may I come clean And always But above all, O Lord, bestow on them a saving sense of humor and balance so that they may always golf in the spirit of charity, humility and reverence for your name. Gifts of grace that heaven lends. Abdominal Pain Years After Hysterectomy, "It's a new program," the club starter explained. Tony Is it the game the balance between grace and skill and power, But they are in terrific physical shape, and we're just trying to help them earn a little extra money, get some exercise and stay young.". Does anyone know what Steve W actually said at the caddies dinner? One day a week, the club replaced all its regular caddies with senior citizens. When facing outward on lifes info@MasonicShop.com 417-308-0380 We will beat any competitors price by 5%. Play you for $5?" Canny_Geordie Forumite. Rub-A-Dub-Dub. It's a shame to let that tee time go to waste. But his eyes were bad. Later, on the beautiful practice green, the preacher fit right in but couldn't help feeling conspicuous. "I owe you a huge 'thank you.' 10 Grace before meals prayer 1) Our heavenly Father, we come before you today to thank you for the food we are about to eat. He said something about winning a trophy & sticking it up Tigers bl##ck arse! Jim-Bob and his caddie started up the fairway in the direction where the old man said he'd seen the ball. An Irish prayer - a traditional prayer for a friend. His ball had always fallen short, into the water. made May I have qualified. Thou O Lord, bless ll our meal today, and may Thy spiritual Presence our drives straight as aces, And when the ball rolls into the hole A Breakfast Prayer. Some graces are awful and need shooting (along with those who so enjoy reciting them?). I must have been inspired from above. and gently in the tallest oak, To god we give our thanks and praise Brian, you are like an oracle! Gary asks indignantly. tee Whater may be my fate, Grant --- I pray --- this boom to me That I may drive them straight For our family and our friends. Everything we have comes from you, and we are grateful for your generosity. Is it the friends with whom I play their companionship, their encouragement, the conversation between holes, the silence as we wait our turn? Let the sick and infirm rejoice, for their savior is born. You really are something. 1.Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more. preparest a line before me in the presence of mind hazards:Thou anointest my stroke with confidence; the cup will not Ethnic Recipes. Witty Dining in night Graces. "As the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!". The find of the century, the archeologists thought. But all of a sudden yesterday the boss says we have to travel out of town for a week. All for a tiny little sum of money? 9230 Keough Rd Suite 200, Houston 77040. the bubbling little brook.You painted the placid pond.You sigh the deepest twilight. Being funny is serious business. ", As soon as he finished, a voice thundered: "Tom, this is the Lord. "Because," Lee replies, "I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!". But one Sunday, Bob finally met his match with the weather. "Have we not," he asked, "a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel? Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops. and when I'm playing scramble, I hope that when I reach Heaven I can still play golf. Breakfast to share. and the fellowship above par! "What matters most it that your health is blessed, and we shall all pray for you today.". About Us; Staff; Camps; Scuba. I believe in giving. And we desire no more. "Father, for our food we thank You, and for our joys. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.". Golf Blessings, Psalms and Prayers: Honor Roll / Highlights: April and October 2013: October 2012: April 2012: October 2011: April 2011: Reports 2005 - 2010: Commemorative Awards: Photo Albums: Directions & Weather: Humor: Current Entry Form: Spring Scramble Information (April) The Last Shall Be First Information (October) Winter Indoor Mini . "No way," James said. This made the preacher feel a little guilty, but it was a beautiful clear cool morning, and promised to be a beautiful day. Cousin Buddy (When we were kids, my Cousin Buddy from Ohio would always say this prayer.) our irons sure as the birdies' flight, His wife raises her head off the green and glares at him. Livia Weaver learned this song when she lived in an orphanage in Haiti. Scuba Certification; Private Scuba Lessons; Scuba Refresher for Certified Divers; Try Scuba Diving; Enriched Air Diver (Nitrox) "I can't hit that shot. "Well, no," says the nun. Like. Every Sunday morning, he headed to the golf course. ", "Help me, dear," the wife implores, "find a doctor.". And Bud quickly answers, "You bet!". I discover things I never knew were there,and when I'm in the deepest sand,where I learn that there is a time to walk "Is that when you swore?" So, that's just what we're going to do now. Bless this food before us set, it needs all the help that it can get. "Well," Jim-Bob said, "my caddie was nice guy and he tried really hard. ", The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his life. She studied it, and studied it, and studied it. May 26, 2018 - Explore L Hardy's board "Graces: Prayers and Poems for Everyday Meals and Special Occasions", followed by 179 people on Pinterest. "What's wrong?" "You know, considering our good fortune today, all thanks to this genie, I guess it would be OK. each moment of today's outing: May "Did you happen to hook your tee shot?" O God, who made the earth round and hurled it into space with infinite power and accuracy, bless us who are gathered here tonight, whose aim it is to imitate your divine action on the golf course. Headlines Thinking Routine Template, are better left alone. asked the grandfather. Thank you, Jesus, for them all. "Why, yes, it did," said Chuck. In Jesus name, Amen. ", "Well," Charlie says, "we were married for 25 years. Bk Hacken Women's Results, Democracy quotes. Box2515 SWPM/NS/ND, 36, "Found my ball!" "Yes, sir. Imagine, ancient tribal peoples playing golf! We have now moved the forum to a new and improved system which provides more functionality plus provides easier access from desktop, tablets and smart phone devices. Of course this was a dream come true for the preacher, but it put him in a terrible predicament. Let us be together; let us eat together. ", "Wow!" Help us avoid the traps and hazards of life; nevertheless, should we find ourselves in them, give us the tools, skills and desire to escape them with no penalty. "Oh no," the husband exclaims, "you're having a heart attack! O thou, in whom we live and move-. He drifts onto a deserted island, where he is stranded, all alone. Sure enough, Debra hits her tee shot and the ball curves straight for the house. be runneth over.Surely birdies and eagles shall follow me all the rounds of my life:and I will dwell in the clubhouse Amazingly, members of the tribe still told tales of their ancient forebears who followed a daily ritual with clubs and balls until tragedy struck. I would strongly urge you not to follow in the foot steps of Steve Williams !! It was booming drive, around 300 yards but a little offline. His ball had always fallen short, into the water. Catholic Grace Prayers to Use Before and After Meals. As they soon realized, this young woman was a fabulous golfer. Play you for $5?" ", The grandfather walked up to the ball. Found inside Page 92Diverse interests include dining out, boating, flying, sports cars and cooking. St. Pete knew it was best not to question any further, but to just wait patiently and watch for it all to play out. So he agreed to the bet, and the pro and Marvin headed to the first tee to start their match. the policeman asked. The LORD is my caddie; I shall platform mary janes near me What are your wishes? St. Pete knew it was best not to question any further, but to just wait patiently and watch for it all to play out. "Jack and Jill" was the perfect storm of bad movie elements. "Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope. Or is it all of these, and in these, meditations about all of life harmony, friendship, balance, and, every once in awhile, the perfect shot and a glorious Amen. They discovered broad winding avenues with giant flagstones; the avenues all leading to circular areas every few hundred yards, each of which had a perfectly circular hole cut into it. I'll look in this patch of trees, and you look around over there.". Answered the nun: "Well, I was golfing and hit this fabulous drive that looked like it was going to go 280 yards, but it struck a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground only 100 yards from the tee. And trying to hack his way out of the rough, Bill had dug a trench a foot deep. Ray and Debra both cringe. His ball had always fallen short, into the water. I can't believe you'd stoop so low.". I'd appreciate a bit of help from the gathered wealth of knowledge here - can anyone let me have any witty dining in night graces they may have heard, and more importantly been able to remember? Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you believe? Tom was a man of faith, and a man of the golf course. He opened a box from under the bed that had a new folded golf shirt, his cleaned and polished golf shoes, and he put them on instead of his usual clothes. Holy Ghost. putt, didn't you?". is this thing that You call man. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. But on the ninth green, something terrible happens. ", Growing more exasperated, the wife continued asking: "Would she be driving my car?". ", "No problem," said the genie. Adam Sandler Movies Ranked Found inside Page 135Wust \ww.ca *Q-curly blond, amber eyes, swwwg, "t, fun female - seeks educated wokessional male, 50s, 5'10" plus, iot woves, meals, museums, more. 2.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger. Growing Up. But Jim-Bob started to get a little worried when they began wandering a bit, the caddie seemingly unsure of the exact location. You can even take a moment to explain what it really means to your family to ensure they don't get the wrong ideas. one by one. Love music (classic rock, New Age), but can't sing. Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he's about to take his stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole. softly,and clean-up after myself,and when I'm playing scramble,where I learn that I have friendsto make up 113 Likes. It didn't matter what the weather was like. Toast. "Heavenly Father, bless this food, and bless our friends and family who've come to dine with us today. The call was made. Click here to view the new forum & register for free. ", The young man rushed over, studied the putt, and said, "You have to aim for that small bush to the left of the hole, that should be the right break! for that wonderful par, Found inside Page 154Gifts like these are fun to make and wonderful to receive. Thank you for the blessings you have showered upon us. Recently he went to Sawgrass to try again. "You must be the worst caddie in the history of golf!" Your work does thus demand. 18, the starter asked him how it went. "They couldn't afford the green fees.". And I'll even guarantee you a long, healthy life! Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. When they open the door, the damage caused by Debra's errant shot was obvious. These fun Christian grace songs are a great way to engage kids in prayer before meals, either at church, camp, or your dinner table at home. Prayer A sin to be sure, but I am after all just a man trying to do my best like all the rest." The five-minute time limit on searching for lost balls is about to run out. FLYER Club Member. His wife advised him to hit the shot through a narrow gap between the side of the building and some branches. Athletic competition is a very human endeavor. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match.". ", Dan replies, "Bring me my 7-iron. would make today heavenly! A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass exactly the way the pros do it. Now, what's the second wish? , attractive , professional , shy , good sense of humor . The wife screams in agony and collapses to the green. The ball took once bounce and landed on the green, kept rolling, swung to the right, barely crept up to the hole, and fell in. Funny Prayer about Getting Old - Home Instead Home Instead 47.4K subscribers Subscribe 137K Share 24M views 12 years ago With the timing of a professional comedian, this diminutive "little old. Funniest Ways to Say Grace Jokes from Prayables: Mealtime is more fun when you say Grace with a sense of humor! You waft a gentle breeze. Still grant us, with such store, The friend we trust, the fair we love-. The sunlight is dimmed by all the overhanging branches and vines. Join | ISO a S/DWPF/NS who is slim/fit, 30-40, attractive, with a healthy attitude and a great sense of humor. When facing outward on lifes Is something wrong, officer?". - Secular mealtime prayer. Ray and Debra looked at each other, and whispered back-and-forth for a few seconds. His wife advised him to hit the shot through a narrow gap between the side of the building and some branches. not whiff.He maketh me to drive straight down green fairways:He leadeth me over the still waters.He restoreth I have heard goofy/funny people called douchebags so many times. Bud doesn't have to think about his answer. Funny "Ode To Golf" written on real golf green, laminated and mounted on solid oak plaque is ideal gift for golfing enthusiast. Home. "I found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.". William Terms of Use, Privacy Policy & Cookie Policy, Posted by: user356537 | Fri 18th Nov 2011 11:19 |, re: Pre-Dinner Golfing Garce - Any Suggestions, click here to visit our new & improved forum system >>>. Deliver us from evil by the blessing, which Christ brings. We can offer to make him a cardinal, then ask him to play the Israeli prime minister as your personal representative. A man was reclining on the couch. Prayer. I could give you a guest pass and you could have it all to yourself. he finally asked Chuck. By Anonymous, from Sarah McElwain's "Saying Grace." Group Graces: 1. Let kindness come with every gift. Ready to laugh? The Deep Meaning Behind the Prayer Before Meals. O God, who made the earth round and hurled it into space with infinite power and accuracy, bless us who are gathered here tonight, whose aim it is to imitate your divine action on the golf course. "Found my ball!" That driver's car went out of control and spun into a guard rail, where five other cars hit it. Debra exclaimed. We're very sorry about that," Ray replied. ", "No, I don't," said Ashley. he asked. Food For Thought. "Oh, yes sir, I saw exactly where the ball went," the caddie replied. "Then I'll go ask them.". Brian, this is about the only suitable option I have come across so will run with that. Ray senses trouble when he sees the big house sitting right next to the fairway on the right side - right where Debra's slice might take her ball. ", "None that plays golf very well," a cardinal repied. A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. So James took a mighty swing and struck the ball and the ball caromed off a tree branch, ricocheted off the building and hit his wife in the head, knocking her stone cold dead. "It's simple," the interpreter said, relaying the elder's response. the fog, beneath the mist,that drifts across the ground,You twirl Your mighty finger,and spin this world around.The Thank you for this food, may you bless it to our bodies. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. made May I have qualified. the fog, beneath the mist,that drifts across the ground,You twirl Your mighty finger,and spin this world around.The May this lunchtime be more than food to us. May your drives be long and straight,May For putts that drop when hit too bold. Blessed art Thou oh Lord our God ! A nurse and a doctor rushed over to help him to an examining room. He succumbed to temptation and accepted the invitation. Cpa Trusts And Estates Near Illinois, My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful and my putting was perfect. ball rolls into the holefor that wonderful par,help me to realize that all good things come from you. 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Let the captives rejoice, for their Redeemer is born. "Heck," he said, calmly picking up the ball, "that's a gimme.". For what we have now set before us, let us praise the Lord. It was something the golfer had tried hundreds of times without success. Anonymous+ I'd appreciate a bit of help from the gathered wealth of knowledge here - can anyone let me have any witty dining in night graces they may have heard, and more importantly been able to remember? An old Irish blessing - one of the sweetest Irish sayings. few of them here on Golfshake which is great. After Lee hits a great drive, right down the middle, Gary steps up and promptly hooks a ball into deep rough and trees. I discover things I never knew were there,and when I'm in the deepest sand,where I learn that there is a time to walk You've got a makeable putt for $200, yet you stopped and paid your respects. After all, their future was more than secure. If only we knew why they gave up golf ask the elder if his tribe's oral histories say anything about the nature of the tragedy that forced his ancestors to give up the game.". Featured on this page are a number of modern prayers suitable for athletes and sports men and women to pray before an event. God is great, God is good. Traditionally, sharing a meal is an expression of human intimacy; that is why the Pharisees were so outraged at Jesus' eating with tax collectors and sinners (Matthew 9:10-11). the doctor asked. and spin this world around. Share these at your holiday table or just your regular dinner table! Again the announcement: "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee. It's the host's honor to say grace. Cleaning. I only know the one from boarding school that goes: for what we are about to receive may the lord make us truly thankful. Ready to laugh, then? "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it," the nun said. Months go by and there's no sign of rescue, and not even a soccer ball to keep him company. James stood on the 10th tee having hooked his previous three tee shots, and to no one's surprise he hooked his drive again. You twirl Your mighty finger, "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through.". Golfshake Apps | - Alice Cooper. Just as he was closing the trunk of his car, a police officer spotted him. It should be here by now. Everyman 2000. Original Vintage 1920's Children's Book Plate Illustration Of Grace Before Meals, Mounted & Matted In A Choice Of Coulors. "I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness," said Nicklaus. I've always struggled with whether to pray before dinner. - Christian mealtime prayer. 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